excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

galaxys4:

[on the first date] uhh… heh… (sweats) umm… so uh do you say “gif” or “jif” hahah

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

cavoulaitdireonestheureux:

i hate boys. but not really.

drunkwarrior:

boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

sunrise-surf:

i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view